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Swaggy McSwagins

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REALEST zodiac sign stuff

Aries:
self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
Taurus:
nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
Gemini:
smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
Cancer:
dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
Leo:
most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
Virgo:
steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
Libra:
double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
Scorpio:
paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
Sagittarius:
funny but rude, one night stands big winner
Capricorn:
cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
Aquarius:
weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
Pisces:
sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites